Filed Under What??? Why Buy VW/Audi/Bentayga😂Lambo?

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Seriously, you decide I am not hating on this car at all. It is very nice, & you'd probably not see one of these on the road for hundreds of highway miles. There is  a reason for that. At its very core it is a Volkswagen, that's not a bad thing it's a testament to that mark's engineering. Also it is the first Lambo to come with stock twin turbos. Again that's a VW. I am hating on the Bently Bentayga with which it shares it's chassis. Please review that car separately,  & hate it all you want when you're done. Cayenne's are more common & there is a reason for that too. VW/Porsche made a very tasteful decision, & its style is progressing the same way it did for the Panamera. Panamera is Connecticut for "The nanny uses this car to get groceries before my wife goes to run errands." Back to the Lambo, one thing buyers of this car may want to be aware of are all those odd details the reviewer points out could find one lost in a sea of Korean & Japanese models with twin turbo set-ups. So why would anyone pay $200,000 for those kind of oddities? The only way for this car to stand out would be with an obnoxiously loud paint scheme & upgraded turbo back exhaust & wastegate. Don't be black driving this car anywhere, not even Ballers, you just might blend in & be judged for poor taste, BUT if you get pulled over & your VIN gets run & your address is Something Somewhere Regular Town, Condominium. You are going to be harassed no matter who you are when the cop realizes just how much this vehicle costs. Some say that is cynical, we say 
"Who drives Lambos in the 203?"